Starmerism Organic Tee

Welcome to Blairgrad and the People's Republic of Great Britain have just 'voted' in Кейр Стармер for a third unopposed term.

Comrade Gates has overseen another successful famine season and the newly opened Falkland's Gulags are ready to receive the 1,000,000th Facebook prisoner of the regime.

Man City still haven't answered the 115 charges.

Available only in red, the Bustards Starmerism Tee is the (very much) unofficial uniform of the new Britain (don't ask about Ireland). Get yours first whilst it's still made from something resembling cotton.

VAT and 130% wealth tax are included where applicable. Social credits are not currently accepted.

This product will ship locally where possible. Up the workers.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide