Rock your massively unofficial Paris 2024 Wokening Ceremony tee-shirt. Where anything goes and nobody knows where to look.
Buy the matching shorts which don't actually cover everything.
Its debauched, its deranged, its somehow massively offensive because its so woke.
Nul points
Pricing includes VAT where applicable.
Product will ship from an ethically sourced, vegan, non-binary boutique which is an absolute disaster but ticks a lot of boxes.
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 ⅛ |
19 ½ |
8 ⅞ |
| M |
28 ¾ |
21 |
9 ½ |
| L |
29 ½ |
22 ¼ |
9 ⅝ |
| XL |
30 ¼ |
23 ⅜ |
9 ⅞ |
| 2XL |
31 ⅛ |
25.00 |
10 |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
69 |
49.5 |
22.5 |
| M |
73 |
53.5 |
24 |
| L |
75 |
56.5 |
24.5 |
| XL |
77 |
59.5 |
25 |
| 2XL |
79 |
63.5 |
25.5 |
