Deliveryou 100% illegitimate Organic Tee

Welcome to the UK, where every other unaccounted for person is a service worker on an uninsured scooter that's shared with 35 other people.

As the old adage goes - 'If you cant beat them, join them' and now you can with our fetching Deliveryou tee that is about as official as the employment verifications carried out. Each tee comes complete with an authentic and legitimate looking nametag that will pass all UK government checks and not impact any ongoing or future claims.

And as an added bonus, if you can drive a boat, there's plenty of work for you on the French coast*

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh and printed in your local Holiday Inn

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

*This does not denote an official job offer and all applicants must go through the proper channels (pun intended), like Macron's husband or Zinedine Zidane.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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